August 8, 2002

Grieving the loss of love as inspiration for new songs

Alright kids here's a lesson for you. Tear your heart out and put it on a table top then pound it repeatedly with a heavy object, anything heavy will do... your own head might be your best option, then ask yourself why you fell in love with a wanted man and write a song about your 1.5 month long relationship. Title song "(I've Got) That Feeling Called Blue" and send it to your contacts in Nashville. Have the song recorded by Reba McIntire and make a fortune. Rub your "wanted man's" face in all the dough you rake in from the pain he caused you and go out and buy the first isalnd off the pacific that comes up for sale. Drive him to this deserted island (once he get's his sore ass out of the slammer) and tie him to a coconut tree. Leave the island for one month, return to find him still strung up to the tree only... no longer taking breath!!!

AHHHHH! Success IS the best revenge!

Caio,
Nancie

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